1、每天演好一个情绪稳定的成年人。

Play a stable adult every day.

2、我看你就一专业织网的，而且专捕企鹅。

I think you are a professional net weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.

3、完了，你也不理我了，我成狗不理了。

Finished, you also ignore me, I become a dog ignore.

4、往往深情留不住，偏偏套路得人心。

Often affectionate can not stay, but the routine is popular.

5、因为我害怕，所以我不相信任何人。

Because Im afraid, I dont trust anyone.

6、美的不突出，丑的不别致！

Beautiful is not outstanding, ugly is not chic!

7、通往成功的路，总是在施工中。

The road to success is always under construction.

8、从未亏待过自己，却不介意为你受委屈。

Ive never treated myself badly, but I dont mind being wronged for you.

9、不做女汉子，我怎么保护我自己。

How can I protect myself without being a woman.

10、黑暗中跳舞的心脏是月亮哦。

The heart dancing in the dark is the moon.

11、想你时我就是一颗山楂，脸红又心酸。

When I miss you, I am a hawthorn, blushing and sad.

12、马行软地易失蹄，人贪安逸易失志。

Horses are easy to lose their feet on soft ground, while people are easy to lose their ambition.

13、古今多少事，都付笑谈中。

There are many things in ancient and modern times.

14、我的悲伤不给你看，我怕你忍不住笑场。

If I dont show you my sadness, Im afraid you cant help laughing.

15、能被抢走的东西，就算你还给我我也不要。

I dont want anything that can be robbed even if you give it back to me.

16、在这短暂的生命里，我只想抓紧时间偷懒。

In this short life, I just want to seize the time to be lazy.

17、最甜的不是巧克力，而是糖。

The sweetest is not chocolate, but sugar.

18、做一头狮子，即使孤独，也是百兽之王。

To be a lion, even if lonely, is also the king of beasts.

19、我是思想上的小流氓，生活中的好小伙。

Im a hooligan in my mind and a good guy in my life.

20、美女无处不在，老婆无人取代。

Beauty is everywhere, wife is not replaced.

21、人生自古谁无死，坏人先死好人后死。

Since ancient times, who has no death in life? Bad people die first and good people die later.

22、我告诉你，我很吝啬，连恨都不会给你。

I tell you, Im very stingy, even hate will not give you.

23、请不要对我放电，我穷的交不起电费。

Please dont discharge electricity to me. Im too poor to pay the electricity bill.

24、我喜欢你这件事，真的是假的。

I like you. Its true.

25、我是个什么样的人，取决于别人怎么对我。

What kind of person I am depends on how others treat me.

26、是路人，就该好好路过。

If you are a passer-by, you should pass by well.

27、抱歉，我学不来低声下气的讨好。

Im sorry, I cant learn to be humble.

28、千万别和自私的人，谈将心比心。

Never compare your heart with selfish people.

29、我也不是蒙娜丽莎，没必要对谁都微笑。

Im not Mona Lisa. Theres no need to smile at everyone.

30、你吃不到的葡萄，我吃到了，还特别甜。

You cant eat grapes, I eat, but also particularly sweet.